Elegant. Rich. Effervescent. All the things we strive to be, but our pesky personality defects get in the way.
Listen, if you wanna celebrate your favorite maternal figure with a glass of delicious sparkling wine, you don’t have to wait for Mother's Day. We've all got plenty of reasons to crack open a bottle of bubbly. For example:
- That panda at the zoo had a baby!
- I just took an excellent nap!
- There’s still a moon!
- The ointment is working!
- Free samples at the grocery store today!
- Someone left their change in the vending machine!
- I threw a sock ball into the hamper from, like, way across the room!
- The loneliness is agony!
- We’re not in Florida! (Not applicable in Florida)
- Bill Belichick is angry!
- I remembered to buy toothpaste!
- The day is over and we made it out alive!